codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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instagrampa:

instagrampa:

I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in. 

I did not get into USC.

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destinycontroller:

you go girl! 

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thespiritofjazz:

stateofouraffairs:

pchoooooooooooooooooooo:

sugar-devil:

bidyke:

elfhugs:

thank u free country usa god bless

Too good not to reblog

God Bless America

OH MY GOD HAHAHHA THE COURT REJECTED THE REQUEST WHY

“Unable to speak and understand English” 


omg she had to get a letter from a vet explaining that a cat is not a human being

thespiritofjazz:

stateofouraffairs:

pchoooooooooooooooooooo:

sugar-devil:

bidyke:

elfhugs:

thank u free country usa god bless

Too good not to reblog

God Bless America

OH MY GOD HAHAHHA THE COURT REJECTED THE REQUEST WHY

Unable to speak and understand English” 

omg she had to get a letter from a vet explaining that a cat is not a human being

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Reblog if you were born in the 90’s & you still don’t have a baby.

haha-l-m-a-o:

almamatsu:

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Bitch I didn’t even lost my virginity yet.

I haven’t even kissed anyone yet..

Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.

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